@lizzzzzielogan

I admire how much mileage The Cut gets out of people writing about when they sleep or are awake

@lizzzzzielogan

i dont know much about politics but have we ever tried turning a senator into a llama and teaming him up with a working guy to teach him empathy

@lizzzzzielogan

CINDERELLA: my parents r dead
FAIRYGODMOTHER:
CINDERELLA: im being abused
FAIRYGODMOTHER:
CINDERELLA: i need a new outfit
FAIRYGODMOTHER: hi