A sense of humor is key to a good marriage. For example, my husband makes fun of himself and I laugh and he laughs. I make fun of myself and I laugh and he laughs and I go dead silent.
Mom, can you come pick me up? I’m at a party and someone is coughing.
The Roomba keeps going right past a piece of garbage without picking it up. It’s one of the family now.
Stages of home cleanliness:
4. Apocalyptic doom
5. Unsupervised toddler
Happy MOM THIS HUGE ASSIGNMENT IS DUE TOMORROW AND I’VE JUST STARTED IT to all those who celebrate.
My daughter still doesn’t understand this math problem even though I’ve explained it in several different frustrated tones.
Get your relatives speaking to one another again by sending a heartfelt Christmas card with a picture of your family with an extra child nobody knows.
Marriage isn’t between a man and a woman. It’s between a person who is certain they closed the garage door and a person who is certain they did not close the garage door.
I get it, McFlurry machine. I don’t work when I’m at work either.
My teen isn’t feeling well and WebMD says imminent death but Google classroom says imminent math test.