emails from companies that start with stuff like “only nine weeks left to…” who are these for? who has their life together enough to act that far in advance. I don’t know what I’m wearing to work in ten minutes.
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
wife: ugh here comes brad from my work me: which one is he again? wife: the guy that says things and you can never tell if it’s a compliment or insult brad: well well well someone smells like muffin mix