@Not_From_Troy

I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward.

@Not_From_Troy

My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.

@Not_From_Troy

UNNATURAL ~>Homosexuality

NATURAL ~> Virgins giving birth, talking snakes, dead coming back to life, walking on water.

Confused yet?

@Not_From_Troy

– Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked?

-No.

– Do you want some?

@Not_From_Troy

I bet that in China they tattoo themselves with stupid shit in English.