UNNATURAL ~>Homosexuality

NATURAL ~> Virgins giving birth, talking snakes, dead coming back to life, walking on water.

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Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?


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Dads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch.


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Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I’m wrong, and I tell her she’s right.


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I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker’s crotch. If she flinches, I know it’s a dude.