@SarcasticSadOne I have yellow mustard, grainy mustard, dry mustard, mustard seeds, Dijon mustard, and horseradish mustard. That part of my life is in order.
@SarcasticSadOne @SarcasticSadOne Standing by the stove, eating scrambled eggs out of the frying pan with a spatula, but in a sexy way.
@SarcasticSadOne Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you’re just a head in a jar in some science lab.
@SarcasticSadOne Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you eat 37 sugar cookies while watching.