@ericamorecambe

Take the pressure off when folding fitted sheets by not folding the normal ones that well either.

@ericamorecambe

Burglar upon being confronted by the utter chaos of my house, steps back out the window.

“Next house. This one’s been done already.”

@ericamorecambe

Husband’s on fire today. He’s made lunch for us both and the smoke alarm’s just gone off.

@ericamorecambe

Just had to persuade my child to eat something delicious because children.