Take the pressure off when folding fitted sheets by not folding the normal ones that well either.
Burglar upon being confronted by the utter chaos of my house, steps back out the window.
“Next house. This one’s been done already.”
For a happy marriage, never closely watch them eat.
Husband’s on fire today. He’s made lunch for us both and the smoke alarm’s just gone off.
Just had to persuade my child to eat something delicious because children.