@hythemafia How to fall downstairs……
Step 1
Step 6
Step 9,10,11,12
@hythemafia @hythemafia Knock knock
“Who’s there?”
“Dejav”
“Dejav who?”
Knock knock
@hythemafia My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure…
..So I told him if he didn’t stop bleeding right away, he’d die
@hythemafia Job interview…
Interviewer “On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery.”
“That’s correct.”
“Would you like to elaborate?”
“No.”
@hythemafia Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits…..
@hythemafia To all newly married guys…..
If you screw up Valentine’s Day, you’ll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.
@hythemafia MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent.
Mittens, if you’re reading this, please come home…….
@hythemafia Sperm 1: “Geez I’m exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?”
Sperm 2: “A long way, we’ve just passed the tonsils…”
@hythemafia Man goes to a Doctor.
“Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts”
“Does it burn?”
“I don’t know, I’ve never tried to set fire to it”
@hythemafia “Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it.”