I will always be there for you, like a long term side effect.
First of all, I didn’t take it, and second, I already put it back.
I owe most of my colossal success to exaggeration.
cause of death:
I prefer the term “quirky”, it sounds less diagnosable.
I maintain neutrality in any situation by remaining clueless.
ok children, just to recap today’s lesson, let’s now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.
When wife laughs at your jokes:
It means you have guests in the house.
As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince.
It’s my husband’s dream now.
An old Russian wisdom:
Tell me who your friends are,
And I’ll tell you what
you’ll be charged with.
Treat your guests like family, so they don’t stay too long.
Learning how to say “where the hell am I?” in eight languages. Just in case.
– You got so drunk last night, you were dancing on the table in your underwear!!
– Me? In my underwear? You must have left early.