
My daughter’s birthday wishlist this year can only be deciphered by a much, much richer man.
My daughter’s birthday wishlist this year can only be deciphered by a much, much richer man.
I wonder if dogs have different names for themselves than the ones we give them, like “why tf he keep calling you Buster, David?”
Giving someone the finger while driving used to mean a lot more when you had to manually roll your window down to do it
I’m 43 years old and still ask if I’ll need a shot and expect a lollipop every time I go to the doctor.
Voicemails that say check your email is why I prefer animals.
Normalize asking the spelling bee moderator to use it as a safe word. Wait huh