@mariana057 (Toy store)
ME: “Where do you keep the Schwarzenegger dolls?”
Clerk: “Aisle B, back”
@mariana057 @mariana057 One spelling mistake and my wife is all upset. All I wrote was: Having a great time, wish you were her.
@mariana057 Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.
@mariana057 What did this chicken ever do to them?? ๐๐๐
@mariana057 Thereโs so much going on ๐๐๐
@mariana057 Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already
@mariana057 My wife and I have decided we don’t want to have children.
So we are going to tell them tonight at dinner.
@mariana057 NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to the aliens, they are calling it, โApollo Gโ
@mariana057 I bought a Christmas tree today and the salesman asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said no, Iโm going to put it in the living room.