
(Toy store)
ME: “Where do you keep the Schwarzenegger dolls?”
Clerk: “Aisle B, back”
(Toy store)
ME: “Where do you keep the Schwarzenegger dolls?”
Clerk: “Aisle B, back”
One spelling mistake and my wife is all upset. All I wrote was: Having a great time, wish you were her.
Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.
What did this chicken ever do to them?? ๐๐๐
Thereโs so much going on ๐๐๐
Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already
My wife and I have decided we don’t want to have children.
So we are going to tell them tonight at dinner.
NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to the aliens, they are calling it, โApollo Gโ
I bought a Christmas tree today and the salesman asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said no, Iโm going to put it in the living room.