my life really started to turn around once i had a microwave installed in the bathroom
reduce, reuse, recycle
annoying co-worker pissing you off? just keep calling him margaret.
margaret really hates that.
shit! I’m going to be hairy late!!!!
this is the kind of chaos i demand from a pharmacy
accountant: do you have any dependents?
me: i’m illegally running several celebrity pet accounts on IG right now.
shit, they caught us—run!!!
if any of you are fans of deep house music blasted at high volume, i’d highly recommend the grocery store around the corner from me.
I’m not criticizing you. I just think you look awful. -My mom