@rn_murse my life really started to turn around once i had a microwave installed in the bathroom
@rn_murse @rn_murse reduce, reuse, recycle
@rn_murse annoying co-worker pissing you off? just keep calling him margaret.
margaret really hates that.
@rn_murse shit! I’m going to be hairy late!!!!
@rn_murse this is the kind of chaos i demand from a pharmacy
@rn_murse accountant: do you have any dependents?
me: i’m illegally running several celebrity pet accounts on IG right now.
@rn_murse shit, they caught us—run!!!
@rn_murse if any of you are fans of deep house music blasted at high volume, i’d highly recommend the grocery store around the corner from me.
@rn_murse worst…sale…ever
@rn_murse I’m not criticizing you. I just think you look awful. -My mom