My wife had a tick on her. It wasn’t attached though. The whole thing was very zen
There are shameless and immoral herring having sex in our ponds and lakes right now and I’d like to know what our elected officials are going to do about it
We don’t talk enough about Nicholson’s competent axe technique in The Shining
Baby wood ducks hurl themselves 60’ from nests in tree cavities a day after they hatch but sure son, I can bring your laundry downstairs
Just so you know – you’re not the first one to make the sign of the cross when watching me eat
Our cat is an opera when she’s hungry
My retirement plan is to close myself up in a Murphy bed to hide from a disgruntled landlord
I miss phone booths both as a source of loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls
HONEY QUICK COME HERE THERE’S A COMMERCIAL ABOUT MENOPAUSE
So we’re agreed: if that balloon flies over any of us, we moon it like it’s 1978
In what room do you guys hang the portrait of yourself as a centaur? I was thinking kitchen. The bedroom is kinda cliche
Come back after dark. Bring your friends
Accidentally cut down a telephone pole for firewood again
On a dark desert highway
Cool Whip in my hair 🎵
I don’t know I guess I always thought Spock would’ve had more ear hair sorry to get political