Boycotting the Winter Olympics because it’s too frickin’ cold.
馃幎I Heard Mommy Screaming at Santa Claus馃幎
– assembling my bike… I was about 6
To keep track of us all in the 50’s mom just hung us up on the clothes line.
I just stopped by to water my horse.
*Salt-Free Chocolate Covered Potato Chips*
My Wife… The Bargain Hunter
My wife after pulling weeds… I want a goat
I always take my fingers out of my ears & clap after each karaoke song performance.
Fights fire with marshmallows