– Midwife, handing a mother the second of her newborn identical twins.
A ceiling fan? Not before I visited the Sistine Chapel, I wasn’t.
No, Susan, I haven’t just “grown a new beard” – I’ve rewilded my face.
My eldest daughter is gifted. Next Christmas she’ll be getting regifted.
Once again, I’m sorry that I described your newborn twins as “a bit samey samey”.
Ladies, if you love zoos and meet a nice man who’s in charge of one, he’s a keeper.
Time is said to be a great healer, which is presumably why the waiting lists are so long.
Non-believers of Earth being a sphere presumably flatly deny all the evidence.
Avalanches won my recent poll of the world’s favourite natural disasters, by a landslide.