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A horror movie but you have to scoot out of the round booth to get away.

@AnniemuMary

When you go to the zoo, one person in your party is required to wear a safari hat. It doesn’t have to be you, but if you’re lucky, it will be.

@AnniemuMary

When someone says they haven’t seen the end of a show yet, you’re obligated to tell them You know everyone dies, right?

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The water pressure of the hotel shower would best be described as paintball fight.

@AnniemuMary

Having to shovel is so rude. It’s like I have to clean up after the earth, too?

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My coworker was talking to me and I couldn’t hear her and without realizing it I started to take my mask off to hear her better. To.hear.her.better.

@AnniemuMary

Christmas movie innkeepers play fast and loose with their unattended candles.