A horror movie but you have to scoot out of the round booth to get away.
When you go to the zoo, one person in your party is required to wear a safari hat. It doesn’t have to be you, but if you’re lucky, it will be.
It’s a horror movie called Overalls in the Portapotty.
Don’t get mad. Get windchimes.
When someone says they haven’t seen the end of a show yet, you’re obligated to tell them You know everyone dies, right?
The water pressure of the hotel shower would best be described as paintball fight.
Having to shovel is so rude. It’s like I have to clean up after the earth, too?
Like seashell soaps, my Ferrero Rocher are decorative.
My coworker was talking to me and I couldn’t hear her and without realizing it I started to take my mask off to hear her better. To.hear.her.better.
Christmas movie innkeepers play fast and loose with their unattended candles.