Watch James Cameron’s spectacular vision to take 3 hours to tell a storyline that could’ve been an e-mail
…again.
(Now in theaters)
[Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Picard: Why are they firing at us?
Troi [an empath]: I sense hostility.
Jimmy Fallon:
Squirrel guest: *tail twitching like crazy*
Jimmy Fallon: HAHAHA that’s so great
I’m piloting an SR-71, capable of flying speeds above Mach 3. 85,000 feet above earth, my shadow passes directly over a small town in rural Kansas where there is only one Dairy Queen and one McDonald’s—
My phone: WOULD YOU LIKE CONNECT TO MCDONALD’S WI-FI???
Do you want a straw or do you want a STRAW?
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Windows: Would like to…
⚪️ Restart
⚪️ Update and restartMe: I’d like to restart
Windows:
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If only there was a way to brag about how we cut our oatmeal.
– inventor of steel
Feel. He’s so soft.
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Inventor: …And so these closed captions will help a lot of people.
Investor: I can see what you’re saying.
when everyone’s out sick and you’re the only one working in the office all week
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There are many to choose from but my favorite quote from the Godfather is when he says “it’s-a me, The Godfather”
Optometrist: You have 2020 vision.
Me: But my vision sucks.
Optometrist: Exactly.
Inventor: It’s a jackhammer.
Investors: This is groundbreaking.