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Be the reason why the lights flicker & the temperature drops when you enter a room.

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Mulder: it’s some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure.
Scully: we’re at the mall, Mulder. That’s just Santa.

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I love how insurance companies offer “accident forgiveness” like they’re some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence.

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Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets

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My arc would have been filled with wolves. I would have made a terrible Noah.

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No one wants to talk about Dracula’s defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact.

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Mulder: we’re trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm.
Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We’re on a train.

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Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there’s history.