@Elizasoul80 My 7 year old has been asking a lot of questions this Christmas season and I’m worried that it might be the last year he believes that Bitcoin is real.
@Elizasoul80 @Elizasoul80 Some dude just called me an idiot for not agreeing with him. What he doesn’t know is I’ve been calling myself that since we started talking.
@Elizasoul80 I don’t want to be with someone who will finish my sentences. I want to be with someone who will finish the dishes.
@Elizasoul80 Winnie the Pooh is an addict who doesn’t wear pants and lives in the woods. If he were a person, he’d be the first suspect in every crime.
@Elizasoul80 I hope to be a cat in my next life so that I can make someone’s life more fulfilling without actually having to do anything for them.
@Elizasoul80 Does anyone ever put a chip with too much dip on it into their mouth, then shove a second chip in there to even out the chip to dip ratio?
@Elizasoul80 “I see you’ve been eating whatever you want and not exercising.” -Clothes
@Elizasoul80 A friend text me after the election to ask how I was doing. Now she says I’m mad at her because I haven’t answered, but I’m still typing.
@Elizasoul80 “On my way” I said, pretending to drive my bed.
@Elizasoul80 5 year old son: I want to be a boxer.
Me: I think you’re too cute to be a boxer.
5: Yes, that is what everybody will think.