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who knew parenting would entail saying “pick that up off the floor” followed by “and don’t put it in your mouth” so often

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me: damn! this pizza burned the inside of my mouth

*immediately takes 2nd bite*

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this isn’t my first rodeo

– what my 5yr old just yelled as he wrote “rodeo” for the 2nd time