@Jez1

When Squidward and Donald Duck do it, it’s “adorable” but when I go outside without pants, it’s “misdemeanor indecent exposure” DOUBLE STANDARD

@Jez1

What was a common name in the Middle Ages? I heard people named their kids Lance a lot

@Jez1

My boyfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because he doesn’t exist.

@Jez1

What do I want to do to your body? I don’t know. Identify it, I guess.