When Squidward and Donald Duck do it, it’s “adorable” but when I go outside without pants, it’s “misdemeanor indecent exposure” DOUBLE STANDARD
What was a common name in the Middle Ages? I heard people named their kids Lance a lot
My boyfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because he doesn’t exist.
What do I want to do to your body? I don’t know. Identify it, I guess.