He also looks really rough for a 4 year old
What do I want to do to your body? I don’t know. Identify it, I guess.
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I chose trial by fire, witch wasn’t my best idea.
Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee.
Just heard they’re investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
Superman: Where’s Batman?
Wonder Woman: *shrugs*
Firestorm: I dunno
Green Lantern: …
Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can’t fly again!!
Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him.
Me: I need to start buying gifts for people; Christmas is coming up.
Also me: *buying myself a Burr Coffee Grinder* I’m technically people, so….
My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. 🙁