@JimmerThatisAll Don’t talk to me about multiple universes I have enough trouble keeping this one running.
@JimmerThatisAll @JimmerThatisAll If there are no stupid questions what do you call this?
@JimmerThatisAll Turn ons include knobs, faucets, buttons, handles, cranks, and ignitions.
@JimmerThatisAll I can’t move mountains but I can shift blame.
@JimmerThatisAll If they’re old enough to go to school they’re old enough to hitchhike there.
@JimmerThatisAll Sure, make fun of my cargo shorts but sooner or later you’re going to need a martini shaker or a map of 11th century France.
@JimmerThatisAll My good tweets are in my other pants.
@JimmerThatisAll “I need a synonym for equivalence.”
“Synonym.”
“Yes a synonym.”
“Synonym is the word.”
“It is and I need one for equivalence.”
“It’s synonym.”
“I think that’s how I’m pronouncing it.”
“THE WORD IS SYNONYM.”
“Whatever, now will you give me one for equivalence.”
@JimmerThatisAll A plague on both your Barbie’s Dreamhouses.
@JimmerThatisAll I’ve got all my ducks in a row but these chickens have no concept of symmetry.