@JimmerThatisAll

Don’t talk to me about multiple universes I have enough trouble keeping this one running.

@JimmerThatisAll

If they’re old enough to go to school they’re old enough to hitchhike there.

@JimmerThatisAll

Sure, make fun of my cargo shorts but sooner or later you’re going to need a martini shaker or a map of 11th century France.

@JimmerThatisAll

“I need a synonym for equivalence.”

“Synonym.”

“Yes a synonym.”

“Synonym is the word.”

“It is and I need one for equivalence.”

“It’s synonym.”

“I think that’s how I’m pronouncing it.”

“THE WORD IS SYNONYM.”

“Whatever, now will you give me one for equivalence.”

@JimmerThatisAll

I’ve got all my ducks in a row but these chickens have no concept of symmetry.