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When I say something occurred under mysterious circumstances it means I forgot the circumstances.

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This day in history. 1967. Ed Sullivan made the Rolling Stones change the lyric “Let’s spend the night together” to the more family friendly “Let’s go back to my place boink boink boinkity-boink.”

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Some people ask, what would Jesus do. I ask, will it frighten the squirrels?

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“My middle name is War-and-Peace.”

“What?”

“It’s a long story.”

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This day in history. 1675. English king Charles II ordered that all coffee houses be closed because the populace was becoming alarmingly alert.