
Don’t talk to me about multiple universes I have enough trouble keeping this one running.
Don’t talk to me about multiple universes I have enough trouble keeping this one running.
If there are no stupid questions what do you call this?
Turn ons include knobs, faucets, buttons, handles, cranks, and ignitions.
I can’t move mountains but I can shift blame.
If they’re old enough to go to school they’re old enough to hitchhike there.
Sure, make fun of my cargo shorts but sooner or later you’re going to need a martini shaker or a map of 11th century France.
My good tweets are in my other pants.
“I need a synonym for equivalence.”
“Synonym.”
“Yes a synonym.”
“Synonym is the word.”
“It is and I need one for equivalence.”
“It’s synonym.”
“I think that’s how I’m pronouncing it.”
“THE WORD IS SYNONYM.”
“Whatever, now will you give me one for equivalence.”
A plague on both your Barbie’s Dreamhouses.
I’ve got all my ducks in a row but these chickens have no concept of symmetry.