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Know your Norse mythology. Loki. The trickster. Devised the death of heroic god Baldr and those chips that can’t be opened without scissors.

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“My wife is going out to Thanksgiving dinner with her extended family but I’m staying home. It’s not safe.”

“Covid.”

“Toddlers.”

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“There’s a clown hanging over you.”

“You mean cloud.”

“I wish I did.”

“Dammit.”

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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.

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“I can’t please everybody.”

“You’re not pleasing anybody.”

“So you agree with me.”

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In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.

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When I say something occurred under mysterious circumstances it means I forgot the circumstances.

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This day in history. 1967. Ed Sullivan made the Rolling Stones change the lyric “Let’s spend the night together” to the more family friendly “Let’s go back to my place boink boink boinkity-boink.”