@MadHatterMommy

You don’t scare me, you are not the contact lens that is lost inside of my eye.

@MadHatterMommy

My kid : mum lets buy something we can play together – skipping rope?

Me *buys snakes and ladders board game*

@MadHatterMommy

“You don’t have to try on every outfit on sale, you know”, my mum, clearly not knowing how a sale works.

@MadHatterMommy

Me: I think I drank too much yesterday and gave away half my wealth to you by mistake

Pizza guy: oh yeah about that, here’s your T.V. remote back

@MadHatterMommy

Mum’s will be like, “I am not here to tell you what to do” and tell you anyway.