@MadHatterMommy

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@MadHatterMommy

My friend is so frugal if he starts dreaming good he wakes up so as to not spend it all at one time.

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I was so proud when the AC repair guy came and the AC continued to not function in front of him.

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My friend: My fridge broke down, all my ice cream is gonna melt!
Me:
Me: Step aside.

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Parenting is being woken up at midnight to answer “mumma if sharks don’t have bones how do they have skeletons?”

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Me: You shifted your bar to the rooftop from the basement?
Him:
Him: Yes, I raised the bar.

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Is it still ‘breakfast’ if you have had midnight snacks in four equal intervals before you woke up formally?

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My kid can name 32 crayon colours but when I ask what colour was that car that backed into our’s he’ll say “a bit like my yesterday’s poop”