I keep a set of 5 airtight canisters on my kitchen counter:
Flour, sugar, coffee, tea, rage.
I had an unsettling dream. Someone came into my house and placed my Precious Moments figurines in compromising positions.
If Barb wears leopard print to another funeral, I’m buying a dart gun.
I have decided to take a martial arts class to deal with the mall’s aggressive kiosk people.
Evelyn says Betty’s Daughter is a lesbian but I’ve never noticed an accent.