@SteveKoehler22 My mother always cooked with wine
while I was growing up back home.Occasionally she would even add
some to whatever she was cooking.
@SteveKoehler22 @SteveKoehler22 “Invisible Woman” just followed me.
I did not see that coming.
@SteveKoehler22 Imagine the conversations between
the fly on the wall and the elephant
in the room after everyone leaves.
@SteveKoehler22 Be carefully which minty aromatic
plants you accidentally step on.Thyme wounds all heels.
@SteveKoehler22 My wife told me we had a Lent calendar.
So I asked her when we had to return it.
@SteveKoehler22 I went to school with a girl named
Nonstick CookingSprayWe tried calling her Pam …
but it didn’t stick.
@SteveKoehler22 You can tell a lot about a person
by his hot dog stand orderI knew the guy was a Buddhist when
he said “Make me one with everything”
@SteveKoehler22 The age-old question ….
Are we alone ?Of course we’re not.
There are 320 million other
idiots on Twitter besides us.
@SteveKoehler22 I got fired from my job as a diesel
fitter in a panties factory.We would hold the panties up,
inspect them and say “Dese’ll fit her”
@SteveKoehler22 Parents who have allowed your
8 yr olds to become spoiled brats …We’ll check back in 10 years to see
how that worked out for you.