Every morning after I get up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
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o/ = Cheering
/o = The Scream
/o/ = Superman
_o_ = Jesus
lol = I surrender, and I’m laughing out loud about it.
If you answer the right answer on a “wrong answer only” post, didn’t you technically follow the instructions?
I’d love this…lol
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LOL
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Would you wear it?
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No one:
Me: Is my body still under warranty?
My favorite farside!!
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How does one answer this?
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If pulled pork is pulled apart, can we call sausages “pushed pork?”
Don’t frighten the programmers!
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This avocado wants me to hunt down Han Solo
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My math teacher thought it would be fun to use food as props to demonstrate math equations.
Sadly, I got sausages.
I can’t think of a wurst problem!
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Relationship- Significant other
Writer- Significant Author
Round Table- Significant Arthur
Corporations- Significant Auditor
Zookeeper- Significant Otter
Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A: You rocket!
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