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Why do they report on the hurricane by standing in the middle of the hurricane?

When there’s a house fire, no one reports on it from inside the house.

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The human body is 75% water so we’re, basically, just lettuce with anxiety.

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Me: Raising a family is hard.

Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close together.

Me: What?

Necromancer: What?

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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was terrible at first but by the end I kind of liked it.