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Things that are terrifying:

A snake on my hike
Clowns
My 3yo saying: ‘member your dark red lipstick that I like to draw with?

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My favorite part about parenting is hearing things like, “Mom, you have eyes like a mongoose” from my 8 year old.

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I may be short but I sure as heck can dunk. Donut coffee dunks are my speciality.

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The way my 12 year old is using commas makes it sound like Christopher Walken wrote her essay.