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Someone asked me what I was doing this weekend and I panicked at the thought of making plans so I said I was doing my taxes

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I traveled over 500 miles to go home and one of first things my mom says is “you need a haircut”

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I love going to Costco and pretending like I’ve never tried the food they’re sampling, like what’s an “Oreo”