thanksgiving in nutshell
I traveled over 500 miles to go home and one of first things my mom says is “you need a haircut”
the gender neutral urge to point out a cow while on a road trip
bank account: $1400
me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints
do what now??
I love going to Costco and pretending like I’ve never tried the food they’re sampling, like what’s an “Oreo”