@adamgreattweet Someone asked me what I was doing this weekend and I panicked at the thought of making plans so I said I was doing my taxes
@adamgreattweet @adamgreattweet thanksgiving in nutshell
@adamgreattweet I traveled over 500 miles to go home and one of first things my mom says is “you need a haircut”
@adamgreattweet the gender neutral urge to point out a cow while on a road trip
@adamgreattweet bank account: $1400
me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints
@adamgreattweet do what now??
@adamgreattweet I love going to Costco and pretending like I’ve never tried the food they’re sampling, like what’s an “Oreo”