@manofletterz

I asked my cat if they communicate by meowing, he didn’t answer, a couple minutes later I sneezed and he jumped off the chair looked back in disgust and meowed, I think we all know what he said…

@manofletterz

I just said hello and waved to a baby and the baby puked I must not be looking good today

@manofletterz

Am I the only one that still asks barking dogs if there’s someone stuck at the bottom of a well?