I wonder if my girlfriend jenniferbobmarklayla4362774463564636688 survived the bot purge?
Customer: you don’t want to see me when I’m mean
Me: I don’t want to see you when you’re happy either!
I once dated a woman that said I used to much garlic and I got rid of that vampire right quick
I asked my cat if they communicate by meowing, he didn’t answer, a couple minutes later I sneezed and he jumped off the chair looked back in disgust and meowed, I think we all know what he said…
I just said hello and waved to a baby and the baby puked I must not be looking good today
Sharp cheeses are so much better than dull cheeses
Sharp cheeses are so much better than dull cheeses
My PS5 died, I guess I need to make friends now.
Am I the only one that still asks barking dogs if there’s someone stuck at the bottom of a well?