@mejustbeth The average person gains 4 pounds during the holidays. Once again, I’m above average.
@mejustbeth @mejustbeth Always give 100%
unless you’re donating blood.
@mejustbeth Today’s lesson:
Tuck your hoodie strings in or back BEFORE you lean over your bowl of soup.
@mejustbeth Current status: I just turned on the garbage disposal so the cats wouldn’t hear me getting the cheese out of the fridge.
@mejustbeth Someone talked me into trying an egg nog flavored candy cane.
Don’t let this happen to you!
@mejustbeth Wasted my annual good hair day at work again this year.
@mejustbeth Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners.
@mejustbeth It seems like I only lose weight when I don’t buy ice cream.
Can someone else start buying my ice cream for me please?
@mejustbeth Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I’ll put some clothes on too.
@mejustbeth Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won’t go into a corn maze without a machete.