@mejustbeth

The average person gains 4 pounds during the holidays. Once again, I’m above average.

@mejustbeth

Today’s lesson:
Tuck your hoodie strings in or back BEFORE you lean over your bowl of soup.

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Current status: I just turned on the garbage disposal so the cats wouldn’t hear me getting the cheese out of the fridge.

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Someone talked me into trying an egg nog flavored candy cane.

Don’t let this happen to you!

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It seems like I only lose weight when I don’t buy ice cream.

Can someone else start buying my ice cream for me please?

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Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I’ll put some clothes on too.

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Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won’t go into a corn maze without a machete.