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If I could just figure out how to decorate piles of laundry, my house would look AMAZING during Christmas.

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Whoever had the bright idea of putting book jackets on children’s books clearly never had children of their own.

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I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I’m covering for Debbie this weekend.