my mothers motherly urge to make sure you are eating no matter how full you are

and then suggest you lose weight


5: mom i learned the months of the year!

me: oh yeah? what are they?

5: january…february…tuesday?

me: *tears up application to harvard


no one:

absolutely no one:

my 8 year old: i hate lasagna if someone ever brought me one when im old id make my wife eat it


nothing prepares you for when your sweet sensitive gentle eight year old son calls you “bruh” for the first time