I’ve seen wax fruit less fake than you
Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?
Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.
If I was a vegetable I’d be asparagus. You don’t want to eat it because it’s weird, then you love it until the next day when everything smells
11 days into a low carb detox and having fantasies of swimming in spaghetti wearing an Italian bread bikini
Sure, I want to find that perfect for me relationship, but experience has taught me it’s probably cupcakes.
Sure, I want to find that perfect for me relationship, but experience has taught me it’s probably cupcakes.
Sure, I want to find that perfect for me relationship, but experience has taught me it’s probably cupcakes.
Im not dating any guy with hair longer than mine. I refuse to compete for pretty hair.
Oh, you’re Happy? Name the other 6 Dwarves
WAP when I’m involved is likely to be Waffles and Pancakes
For years I thought I was depressed. Then I got divorced. Turns out it was marriage, not depression.