The “you can’t sit with us” kids don’t like it when you call them the “you can’t sit with us” kids.
To add insult to injury illiterate is hard to spell.
You can buy a 48-pack of referee whistles on Amazon for $8. Give them to the kids of people you hate.
When you stub your toe but there are kids around.
Was Darth Vader a humidifier or dehumidifier?
The difference between HOA & HORTA is one’s a lava monster that will melt your face & the other’s from Star Trek.
Potatoes & rice should be friends but they’re starch enemies.
Being a billionaire should be illegal unless you’re a talking duck with no pants.
I really hope my house is haunted because I don’t want to pay to fix those noises.
Why would I want to fund a crowd?