@sbellelauren

god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy

@sbellelauren

whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i’m doing god’s work

@sbellelauren

i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there’s no jesus

@sbellelauren

whoever decided how to spell camouflage is a terrible terrible person