@shopkins776 Quick question guys. Why is my therapist putting on boxing gloves?
@shopkins776 @shopkins776 She was like “I’ll see you in hell” and I was like “omg I have a date”
@shopkins776 When you say “You’re gonna hate me for this” you’re making an awfully large assumption that I don’t hate you already
@shopkins776 Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now
@shopkins776 I never make New Year’s resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add “This time I’m serious”
@shopkins776 Do you wish you were always broke?
Are you tired of having a thriving social life?
Is too much sleep boring you?Parenthood. It’s for you
@shopkins776 I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn’t know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating
@shopkins776 Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car
@shopkins776 Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what’s coming to them
@shopkins776 I took two years of anger management courses
Now I’m the manager of four brand new anger stores