
Quick question guys. Why is my therapist putting on boxing gloves?
Quick question guys. Why is my therapist putting on boxing gloves?
She was like “I’ll see you in hell” and I was like “omg I have a date”
When you say “You’re gonna hate me for this” you’re making an awfully large assumption that I don’t hate you already
Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now
I never make New Year’s resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add “This time I’m serious”
Do you wish you were always broke?
Are you tired of having a thriving social life?
Is too much sleep boring you?Parenthood. It’s for you
I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn’t know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating
Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car
Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what’s coming to them
I took two years of anger management courses
Now I’m the manager of four brand new anger stores