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Yes, air conditioning, I’ll marry you. Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!

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Just saw that french fries, sugar, and coffee speed up the aging process, so my age right now is 172.

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I eat oatmeal in the morning to help my cholesterol. I eat cheese for the rest of the day because I ate oatmeal in the morning.

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My husband had an affair in my dream, but I still love him. And if I ever talk to him again, I’ll tell him.

@skittle624

If there were a prize for not having even one winning number on multiple Powerball tickets, I would be a millionaire.

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I just walked up three flights of stairs really fast, so if anyone needs me, I’ll be dead at the top of the stairwell.

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Thinking about taking a picture with a number pinned to my shirt so it looks like I run marathons.

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I just want to be as happy as the couple described in the first five minutes of any Dateline episode.

@skittle624

My husband sent me a text that said…I love you, but have something gross to tell you. I can tell it’s going to be terribly romantic.

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My son played a song in the car and I actually liked it. Hell has frozen over.