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professor x: what’s your superpower?

me: I turn everyone into a character from the movie Grease

professor x: tell me more, tell me more

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if you are what you eat, my dog is my favourite pair of shoes

@suecorvette

I’m learning how to do weight training by lifting dogs. I picked up a few pointers yesterday

@suecorvette

me: one more peep outta you & I’m turning this car around

child (pukes up Easter candy):

me: ok that’s it!

@suecorvette

why does saying their name 3x work for Bloody Mary and not for Brad Pitt?