@wolfmannjr If we ever got together just know that I would totally shower and brush my teeth every day, even on holidays and weekends
@wolfmannjr @wolfmannjr If Australia had a sense of humour they should have killed the power at midnight for like 10 minutes to freak everyone in the world out
@wolfmannjr *walks into Apple store
“SIRI PLAY JUSTEN BIEBER!!”
*walks out of Apple store
@wolfmannjr Parents yelling “I’m not going to ask you again” at their kids, will definitely be asking them again
@wolfmannjr No, YOU didn’t tighten the cap on my urine sample