@wolfmannjr

If we ever got together just know that I would totally shower and brush my teeth every day, even on holidays and weekends

@wolfmannjr

If Australia had a sense of humour they should have killed the power at midnight for like 10 minutes to freak everyone in the world out

@wolfmannjr

*walks into Apple store

“SIRI PLAY JUSTEN BIEBER!!”

*walks out of Apple store

@wolfmannjr

Parents yelling “I’m not going to ask you again” at their kids, will definitely be asking them again