
50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”
50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”
“Who’s your favorite vampire?”
“The one on Sesame Street.”
“He doesn’t count.”
“I can assure you that he does.”
When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I’m no longer young.
The car salesman said my vehicle will seat five people without any problems. How am I suppose to find five people without any problems?
My boss used to call me “the computer”. Nothing to do with intelligence. I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
I considered buying this but the scratches on the lid had me concerned.
Before crowbars crows drank alone
The easiest way to burn fat is cremation.
Beautiful day in Ohio. Went out for a run but I was back home in a couple of minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I’m old and fat and can’t run for more than two minutes. if that.
TV and movies would have you believe that there are way more people crawling around in ventilation ducts than there actually are.