@BobGolen 50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”
@BobGolen @BobGolen “Who’s your favorite vampire?”
“The one on Sesame Street.”
“He doesn’t count.”
“I can assure you that he does.”
@BobGolen When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I’m no longer young.
@BobGolen The car salesman said my vehicle will seat five people without any problems. How am I suppose to find five people without any problems?
@BobGolen My boss used to call me “the computer”. Nothing to do with intelligence. I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
@BobGolen I considered buying this but the scratches on the lid had me concerned.
@BobGolen Before crowbars crows drank alone
@BobGolen The easiest way to burn fat is cremation.
@BobGolen Beautiful day in Ohio. Went out for a run but I was back home in a couple of minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I’m old and fat and can’t run for more than two minutes. if that.
@BobGolen TV and movies would have you believe that there are way more people crawling around in ventilation ducts than there actually are.