@BoneChocolates

Honestly people shouldn’t even be allowed to talk until they’re like 35 years old.

@BoneChocolates

When guys tweet selfies they should totally place a few hams into the background “accidentally” so women know they can afford meat

@BoneChocolates

Give a man a fish and he will think, “what a creepy gift.”

Teach a man to fish and he will think, “My god, I have never known such boredom.”