@ChefRonSullivan Ovenable?
@ChefRonSullivan @ChefRonSullivan When my new neighbor dies, I’m going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial.
@ChefRonSullivan Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month
@ChefRonSullivan My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem.
@ChefRonSullivan After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks.
@ChefRonSullivan To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find …
@ChefRonSullivan Find a penny
Pick it up
& all the day
You’ll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection …
@ChefRonSullivan I’m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all …
@ChefRonSullivan Jehovah’s Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies …
@ChefRonSullivan Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes