My 5yo is a pretty good drawer but there’s only so many t-shirts you can fit into a tiny person.
Your word is “spider”
Can you use it in a sentence?
“A spider has eight eyes.”
Apostrophes are important.
“I fed the dog”
“I f’ed the dog”
Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it.
I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them.
It’s not an octopus. It’s a water spider. And yes, so called “marine biologist”, if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.
*knocks on door*
You’re too fat.
You’re way too dumb.
Hi, I’m Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You’re too poor for one.
Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor “Have you ever turned down heroin?” Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers.
“I…I don’t know, doc. I guess I’m just tired of being pushed around all the time.”
“Bear with me for a minute.”
– Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend.
Hypothetically, when is the right time to tell your divorce attorney that you’ve never been married and you love spending time with him?