@Havish_AF Fridges are proof that it’s what’s inside that matters and not how you look like on the outside.
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@Havish_AF Please don’t ask her what she wants for Valentine’s day. She’ll say she wants nothing. You’ll believe her and we both know how it’s going to end.
@Havish_AF As your mom always said, “Heavy is the head that wears the clown.”
@Havish_AF Studies say that if you sleep on the right side of a bed, it means you don’t sleep on its left side.
@Havish_AF You know you’re ordering too much takeout food when the delivery guy replies ” it’s me” when you ask who’s at the door.
@Havish_AF If she says “I have a question but don’t lie”, just know that she already has eight photos, three witnesses, a voice message and eighty six screenshots.
@Havish_AF What happens in the elevator stays in the elevator.
@Havish_AF Wife: Could you load the dishwasher while you’re in the kitchen?
Husband: I’m in the bathroom now
W: Please change the roll
H: Sorry. Garage.
W: Please wash the car
H: Can’t. I’m in France now
W: Bring back croissants
@Havish_AF I miss the days when Twitter fights were about whether to pour the milk first or the cereal.
@Havish_AF Absolutely noone:
Americans: I took French at school but all I can remember is fromage.