@LurkAtHomeMom Who are we? KIDS
What do we want? OATMEAL
When do we want it? NEVER, WE CHANGED OUR MINDS, WE DON’T LIKE OATMEAL ANYMORE
@LurkAtHomeMom @LurkAtHomeMom Yes of course the covid exposure notices are scary, but nothing shakes me to the core like an old fashioned classroom head lice letter.
@LurkAtHomeMom My 6yo: *begs to go to a Mexican restaurant*
Also my 6yo: *orders a hot dog*
@LurkAtHomeMom [Bucket Lists]
2003:
1. Visit Rome
2. Go skydiving
3. Run marathon2017:
1. Eat sitting down
2. Wake up naturally
3. Finish painting foyer
@LurkAtHomeMom I didn’t have time to have my coffee before drop off this morning. Anyway. Hopefully I brought them to the right school.
@LurkAtHomeMom Nobody is hungrier than a child who’s just been told it’s time for bed.
@LurkAtHomeMom No thanks, I’m not hungry right now. I’ll just wait until after you put it away and sit down. Then I’ll have some.
-kids
@LurkAtHomeMom Wow, you forget to buy beer a few days in a row and suddenly your husband is offering to do the grocery shopping, my plan is working, guys.
@LurkAtHomeMom Toddler: *crying bc it isn’t her turn with the princess crown*
Me: Sweetie, you need to share
Husband: Just give her the crown, you’re 35
@LurkAtHomeMom I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They’ve obviously never found their bra size on clearance.