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Sorry I disappeared from our zoom

I fell off my chair trying to shake a spider off my shoe

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I don’t mean to brag but most people double lock their door after I leave

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Nothing like accidentally setting fire to your hair at work to make you feel alive

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My house looks amazing from the outside…as for the inside, its nothing that a decent fire wouldn’t fix

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Looks the same on the way in, as it does on the way out

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I’m no expert on bangs but I assume they’re not supposed to make you look like you have a raccoon stapled to your forehead

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This is my main handbag, and this is the handbag I have to fit everything that doesn’t fit in my main handbag

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You know when you use hedge trimmers but can quite get the line straight so keep cutting more and more till there’s not a lot left?

Anyway, 10 now has a short haircut

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I kinda feel like everyone shakes their head a little too much when they see me coming