Everyone said the hamster catapult wasn’t appropriate for the science fair but no one could stop watching.
Possible Tic-Tac-Toe results:
a.) it’s a tie
b.) you’re an idiot
Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda
Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol
[God creating the octopus]
Idk, maybe make it look like the time I tried to cram the old pool noddles into a trash bag.
Me: You should really try this lip gloss
Her: this is super glue
Me: HEAR ME OUT
A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I’m going to have to live here now. Goodnight.
*at psychic reading*
Psychic: you probably think you’re wasting your time
Me: Ooh you’re good
Him: What would you say are your strengths?
Him: Can you say more?
Me: I’m also good at directions
It looks like bathroom tai chi but it’s me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser.
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.